Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing.

Well you’re supposed to feed her ego by just being there and doing exactly as she says of course!

I get where you’re coming from with the assumptions you made. It’s obvious to you, but it might not be to everyone. As they say in programming, “explicit is always better than implicit”. Relying on the reader to infer what you mean instead of just telling them explicitly will always risk misinterpretation.

And laughing at people because they don’t understand things is the fastest way for this to become like Reddit, which I really hope doesn’t happen.

In your defense, the commenter should have specified that it was Celsius.