77 million more stories like this one, please.

Grifters gonna grift.

Whistleblowers?

I hate this fucking country.

Proj. Mgr: “We’re tracking our development work in this Excel spreadsheet on Teams. Be sure to update it regularly…”

15 mins later.

Proj. Mgr: “We’re tracking our development work in Azure DevOps. Be sure to update it regularly…”

15 mins later.

Proj. Mgr: “We’re tracking our development work in Smartsheet. Be sure to update it regularly…”

15 mins later.

Proj. Mgr: “We’re tracking our development work in ServiceNow Virtual Taskboard. Be sure to update it regularly…”

Damn. I just buy my suits off the rack. Way cheaper.

Yeah I use Wipr and they hit me too.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Always sanitize your Data inputs.

They’re too stupid to realize it’s his fault

Here ya go, googles. I got your back.

Don’t the outward pointing arrows indicate it’s a widescreen format? That would be my interpretation.

• trump set a bad policy (deregulation of food industry).

• That bad policy doesn’t suddenly become undone just because Biden is president. It takes more time to fix than it did to break.

I remember a certain former president trying to deregulate all the things.

Now we’re all getting listeria, and he’s poised to be president again.

As I’m reading this I’m sitting in my bathroom staring at the shower curtain my wife picked out which has an equally infuriating moon illustration…

To be fair, the Apple logo is also a plant.

It’s a mild relief that the most incompetent dipshits in Washington are the ones who tried to overthrow democracy.

I’m worried they won’t be as incompetent next time.

That is due to the fact that Reddit - and I can’t stress this next part enough - sucks.

All I got were a sparkler & a black snake which left a stain on my concrete.

This sounds like the intro to a bad post-apocalypse sci-fi movie.