Quick is a pretty cool surname.

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China is communist the same way America is a meritocracy

That Wikipedia article has zero mentions of cannabis.

I’m not one of these people that thinks it cures cancer or anything. But comparing it to morphine just muddys the waters.

It is absolutely safe enough to be recreationally legal. Morphine is not.

If you think morphine is comparably dangerous to cannabis then you’re nuts.

It still makes me so sad to see what’s become of the Guardian.

Polish man goes to opticians

Optician: Can you read the last line for me please?

Polish man: Read it ? I know the guy!

Talk about a comedy of errors.

There was nothing of substance in the twitter files you gaslit gobshite.

Yeah and it’s getting in the way of my schadenfreude

Yes but can we still kick out the jams in lieu of pumping it up ?

Don’t force it

Holy fuck what an achievement

You beanscroll beanposts

It’s a privilege to witness it.

“farts”

Holy moly a half gig of beans

Flick the bean

I predict this’ll go to a whole gigabyte of beans