My trick is to sit in a pot and slowly bring it to a boil

Goosen

I thought they were always called Canadian? As in Canadian goose, Canadian geese. Canada goose sounds weird

Many people use WiFi to connect to their printers for the sake of convenience

As a teacher, do you pass students who cannot read? While your grievances are fair, OP makes some very valid points.

I do love a typo in a comment calling out a typo

Which will lower the cost to them, and will therefore lower the cost to the consumer, right?

… Right?

No shit. It’s all fake as hell, always has been

For fucks sake

You’re not speaking to the teacher

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Damn bro

Is being against racism political?

You can rent a car at 18, at least in Colorado and California. I’m pretty sure it’s everywhere though

r/nottheonion

Ironically, PO also means to take orally, which is 100% effective

My heart always sinks when it’s a recovery, not a full recovery :(

A man’s TV started interpreting English as Russian.

“Surely this is just temporary,” the TV thought. “This won’t last forever,” it thought.

Lucky, the TV made a recovery.

Wow, you really came out of left field with this one.

IIRC this is the reason McDonald’s ice cream machines were always down, because the Taylor company that made them had this exact same contract, but they finally reversed that policy a few years ago. Now Terumo Cardiovascular is doing the exact same shitty practice, likely with the exact same outcome: broken machines that don’t work when you need them to. One step forward two steps back in this fucking dystopia