Tbh if I told half the doctors and top scientists in the world to take my burger order, or flip the patty, they’d fall apart and fuck it up. It’s apples and oranges

Funny how recently as this was unfolding, USBC chargers for certain devices only work for those devices. So yes now we will only have USBC but ones that will only work with the assigned brands

Hey that’s not what kids are for! -the pope

Omg the Temu ad bombardment made me pull my hair out

Any recipe that gives me the ingredients in weight is my mortal enemy. Most sites I’ve been to now have a one click conversion for metric or Imperial

America is the stupidest damn place that has ever existed

Trump will be dead in a year and you guys will have president Vance to care for you 😆

That meal is too fancy for RFK. Generally he’s ok with some homemade raccoon jerky

Wouldn’t be surprised if it was named after the game. These guys like to name their companies nerdy sinister names on purpose. Like Palantir

Ring watches are a thing. Seen them for a while but usually they look like rings and have a flap or something

Stupid American. There’s no natives or Indians anywhere but the u.s right? Not like the entirety of the Americas is populated with native peoples, despite your best efforts to eradicate us. Damn you’re seriously stupid, or racist, or both. Literally every country on this continent has us.

This one is probably also run by a right wing techie as well

Who owns this? Another insane rich, right wing techie?

I haven’t been able to use new pipe since a few months back, did they fix it?

One of my biggest issues with the ads is that they’re mostly scams. I just get ads for shit I know isn’t real

It’s funny. When it’s your ancestors who stole land it’s in the past and I should forget. But you’re blaming Israelis today for what was established in the 40s.

I actually really love that. You guys just brush off all responsibility and say “it was my ancestors” but you’re still enjoying the fruits of the rape you committed against others. You still look down on those people you fucked.

The Dutch are one of the most evil, bloody and successful colonizers throughout world history. They didn’t colonize Palestine, only assisted, but they sure as hell colonized, raped and pillaged their way through many a country in their history. Now they play the good guy Dutch role so we won’t make them pay for their atrocities

I know the billionaires are the main course but when the revolution comes, we’re gonna have bacon as an appetizer aren’t we?

Hide your kids

A family friend got a police visit because she lets her kids ride their bikes out of view of home. Like they go a couple streets over and ride around but apparently that’s neglect now