Uh huh! Uh huh! And all the vendors say he’s pretty fly, for a Valve guy

Russia went trans even earlier than that.

Ironic how it’s able to play more older Nintendo titles than the official console

Rearrange Crockett’s Theme using my culture’s traditional instruments so that I can make people play it whenever I arrive at social gatherings.

They probably self-identify as victims and are in a constant state of distress. I’m hoping the strain of living with that mentality day to day shaves off a few decades of each of their lives.

50k gets you an “I’ll see what I can do” .

Toss in cha cha sliding into the macarena while you’re at it.

Little crooks, if they’re seriously backing the Republican party, it’s because they’re admitting to being a two bit criminal wanting to be a three bit criminal.

Mitt Romney might just be the only member of the GOP with at least a single honest bone in his body.

Fairly certain Disney has the capability of doing their own AI robots in house and making these look like a high school science fair project.

The speech recognition software used by digital assistants that come with most modern smartphones would make it trivial to process the audio locally and map the output to your ad profile. Much lighter lift than sending audio recordings.

Acfiniti? Infinura?

A homemade can without a Nielsen (muzzle booster) device would certainly account for that. Since most consumer cans come with them by default.

They’re much closer to the ICC than Israel, the song in and of itself sounds like a confession of crimes against humanity.

The gifts weren’t given recursively. Though Christmas would be a lot more exciting if they were.

If he’s guilty of anything, it’s not actively pursuing more acting roles.

Then he started committing to the role so hard that he pulled the freudian slip and threatened to fuck the other UNICEF worker in the ass.

Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!

It can sense when something’s blocking it from closing all the way. It was just foolishly programmed to only pop back open a few times. Think it was the third or fourth was where it went into guillotine mode.

Missing the astrology references and transphobic remarks