Internet of things == internet of trash

Don’t buy shit you cannot own

So now we know what he kid’s nickname will be when he gets herpes in high school

I got 35+ years into Windows. I’m the guy they get to “fix” stuff in PROD. I fight Windows all day. I’m not doing that at home anymore.

But someone at AT&T would have to sell their yatch

If he does, they will lose ALL advertising

Meanwhile, people are raising hell when grid battery installations are announced. So much so that the instructions are then cancelled.

So stupid

Just pay through the nose

When Hitler needed to track the unwanted in his concentration camps, IBM was there.

Today, Trump has selected IBM due to our experience in this field of Fascism.

FYI: while this is not true, I’m sure most Americans will believe it.

It’s more like: wut! I gotta get off my couch and what in line. Fuck that. It can’t be that bad.

Oh it’s going to be bad now but don’t worry about voting again. He said so. You can stay on your couch and never vote again…even if you really want to.

The difference is that Elon does things that benefit HIM

Why can’t peertube use lemmy accounts too?

Couldn’t they just join the fediverse like masterdon?

Let’s make global warming worse.

Apple uses a modified version of Bluetooth

Edit: for Apple-only version

Why not buy yubikeys for bots?

Remember kids: unless the social media site is owned by a US company, it’s a bad social media site.

The billionaires in the US are good guys and don’t sell your info.

/s

The correct term today is Nazis

This. Regardless if you brought it in on bought it at the cinema, don’t make a mess or leave garbage behind

Meanwhile, the irony is that WIFI stands for WIred FIdelity

Imagine the shit the Republicans would come up with to prevent Harris from becoming President if Biden died during his term.

Fire season isn’t just for California