Bought a new 8a for 300,- a year or so ago. Way Cheaper than a flagship Samsung or iPhone, runs really smooth on Graphene.

Sambal is superior with everything

I would love to run this type of software in a container or on my router to spoof my entire home network data traffic. That would be awesome.

Microsoft makes a small tablet, surface go 2/3 which can run Linux. There are some compatibility issues with LTE if I recal, so when I was looking for something similar I went with a pixel tablet with graphene os.