Dudley Dursley is our president.

Found a good use for crowdfunding.

I love learning new things, thank you for helping update my phrasing! Also 35, maybe this is just when we’re supposed to learn this phrase?

I think you’re underestimating the Department of Education’s role in preventing red states from destroying public education. They can now do whatever they want with their education system and there is absolutely zero federal oversight coming their way. And you better believe Republican state legislatures are chomping at the bit for this one.

Edit: “champing at the bit” per u/slumberlust

mandatory minimums

duration

…fuck.

🎶Certified loverboy, certified pedophile 🎶

Don’t forget Colorado, we have lots of drugs!

“Tom, if irony was strawberries we’d all be drinking smoothies right now”

At least the Borg are productive.

Do you expect heterosexual relationships to be censored?

If we’re choosing to censor non-heterosexual relationships? Absolutely.

I’m having antitrust deja vu. Anybody else?

If any of the components have advertising on them I’m removing that game from my library and never touching another game from that publisher, ever. One of my reasons for getting into board gaming was to avoid this shit.

Didn’t know that character existed. Definitely going in the rotation.

We have very different wives.

Green state, currently enjoying some green. It’s not bad at all.

Fuck did I die? Why is MTG right?

IBM itching to get involved with another genocide. They can track all the undesirables digitally much easier now!

Saw someone else suggest they just cut together old clips to make him say whatever they want, I like all these ideas.

Gotta be real dumb

Well based on last Tuesday, this is a shockingly large number of people.

This whole game of calling them immigrants is bullshit. Immigrants have visas and permanent residency cards.

And this is according to who exactly?

Comments like this make it clear that quite a few people don’t actually understand America, how it was founded, or why it has been so successful in the past. Immigration is GOOD. All these “illegals” you want to ship away are GOOD FOR OUR COUNTRY.