I have a black and white Brother LaserJet I bought three years ago for ~$120. I don’t print a lot, but it works when I need it to and I haven’t had to replace the toner yet, but the toner runs about $30 for a set of two.
I had a point by point response, but I don’t think perpetuating this discussion is productive, so I’ll just leave you with the friendly advice that adopting a judgmental, nearly religious fundamentalist, and authoritarian approach to FOSS feels like it violates the spirit of FOSS itself and will likely be off-putting to even other FOSS enthusiasts, much less anyone you want to convince.
I’m not sure insulting people is the most effective way to win them over to your perspective.
You seem to attribute to character flaws what is more commonly just practical decisions.
Those are real reasons though.
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