Very recent relevant article, apparently not mentioned yet https://arstechnica.com/security/2024/07/secure-boot-is-completely-compromised-on-200-models-from-5-big-device-makers/

Mmmhmmmmm

Hollywood can’t move fast enough to capture that white hot meme heat

Came here for this one

Ah. I see you were contemplating Verizon global choice

Same bruv. I hear your cries of pain, sympathize greatly

Could that have ever been the intent?

This “article” lacks any attempt at explanation for that sweet sweet Valve plastic smell. I feel like the index has the same flavor. Maybe their component suppliers?

Same