This August is only half through,

But for some, winter’s soon to ensue

So don’t Grinch on this carol,

’Cause we know in the Barrel:

Crackers love their Christmas Scooby-Doo!

Variden was once a great mod,

‘Til Reddit admins turned fraud

So to Lemmy we’ll scoot,

Than be under Spez’ boot

Of his own hell he can be god