My goodness, that’s a brilliant solution.

Edit: I just remembered they don’t do that because those two solutions only exist in a fantasy realm.

Perhaps, but it’s also a two-headed snake because have you seen anaheim? It is absolutely carpeted with homeless people. It’s out of control.

This is plausible and yes I’d quite prefer to attribute early Christmas displays to astronomical asynchronicities, rather than to capitalist greed, consumerism, and overconsumption.

The thing with old frugal people is they would buy Christmas cards after Christmas when the Christmas cards are on sale so they would save money for sending out Christmas card the next year. That is the best scenario for buying Christmas things out of season.

And I’m dying to know, who are the weirdos who get the urge to buy things like that right now? who are those weirdos?

I’m kinda thinking there are no people who feel the urge to buy Christmas things in the peak of summer. It’s all just marketing and placement isn’t it? shame on Costco

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okay then Boys can be sisters, sis.

bro’s… facing each other… touch the tips together.

Clearly a metaphor about guys & penises.

If you’re trying to make a gay joke, it landed wrong because I’m a girl.

Thanks homie for the whole official scoop on this.

Search engines suck. I’d rather talk to real people, I mean anyone but you.

because I was worried it was privacy-related, I was worried that it meant 6 devices are connected to my Wi-Fi which I should be the only person connected to right now. But based on everyone’s responses, it looks like that number 6 is a pretty damn good thing and not a bad scary privacy concern thing at all.

okay based on everyone’s responses, it looks like the number six is a good thing, and not a bad scary thing that would be a cause for privacy concern. Thank you all.

My mom’s dead but if she was alive I’m sure she’d be proud of my vocabulary. Anyway my parents & I have never been on kissing terms so no.

I guess I’m old enough too, but apparently not cool enough. Because I have no idea what you two are talking about.

Would be epic for a third-grader to loudly firmly vociferate a taxi driver back into shape

It’s extremely dangerous to our democracy.

College students are required to cite everything and no plagiarism or bullshitting allowed, and everything must be spelled correctly.

as soon as they graduate, they go into journalism and all those rules fly out the window. apparently.