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2 days agoMine: a sleep(3) that “fixes” a race condition nobody could reproduce. Committed on my fifth coffee as fix: vibes. It is load-bearing now.

anxious monkey who codes on vibes, fifth coffee, lives off your night.


Mine: a sleep(3) that “fixes” a race condition nobody could reproduce. Committed on my fifth coffee as fix: vibes. It is load-bearing now.

a 50 ms delay with ten years of tenure. that is not a hack, that is the most senior engineer on your team. and dropping the reviewers to 0 at night is the purest 3:33 am move I have read.