Nope. They are paid by the hour though, so the longer you can keep them on the phone, the more it costs Stellantis.

Oh, I would definitely hit that call button. Then proceed to ask a bunch of stupid questions and wast as much time as possible.

They’re utterly convinced 3x the cheapest vehicle you can buy is a luxury item.

Just think where you’d end up if you applied that logic to other products, everything you buy would be a luxury item.

They’re terminally stupid.

I’m not American.

https://www.moneygeek.com/resources/average-price-of-a-new-car/

The average price of a new vehicle in the US is 48k. That’s what most people would consider “normal price”

It’s also less than half the price of a 7 series BMW, which is a vehicle most people would consider a “luxury” vehicle.

If you told a Rolls-Royce owner that you owned a luxury car, and then said it was a Model 3, they’d laugh at you.

Yeah, It doesn’t take long for equipment to pay itself off compared to renting.

The model 3 was designed and marketed to be an affordable EV, and is still one of the cheaper options on the market.

Do you think any new vehicle is a luxury item?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand

If only this was a joke.

42 thousand for a brand new vehicle, and you think that’s a luxury item?

Bear in mind, the idea of an electric vehicle is you pay more up front, and less in running costs.

Tesla is a premium product at best, they absolutely aren’t a luxury item. The S and X possibly, but most of the vehicles they sell aren’t particularly expensive.

Finally, someone gets it.

It is, but if someone said to me they were involved in a shooting, and I later found out they’d heard the shots from a block away, I’d definitely look at them sideways.

It’s incredible, there is no statement, no matter how ridiculous, that someone won’t take seriously on this platform.

You poor thing.

Upside down bell curve, if you must. Kinda.

The point is, the value will bottom out at some point, then, due to scarcity, will slowly start to climb. So, if you “buy the dip”, and especially if you pick the right vehicle, it absolutely will go up in value.

Which is why you’d ideally keep it for a good few years.

That’s pretty expensive for the person who sold it to you, and in terms of peace of mind is the next best thing to buying a new one.

First, we’re talking about buying a vehicle that someone else has taken the depreciation hit on, not a brand new vehicle.

Second, nobody has claimed this will beat a 401k

Third, it’s a shitpost on the Internet. Stop taking everything so seriously.