I’m sad that the Kindle Oasis doesn’t get a new model. Mine has served me well for the past few years, but it’s starting to show its age.

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C’mon, “Gulf of America” is already exhausting enough to say out loud.

If this actually comes to pass, five bucks says we’re all just going to call it the GOA (or you know, keep calling it the Gulf of Mexico).

Politics aside, “Gulf of Mexico” sounds way cooler. Easier and more fun to say, too.

“Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. Means it’s time for a promotion.”