Her adherents are on trading cards now!?

Cut to BREAKING NEWS: just enough MTG adherents dying this week of preventable diseases.

High priority is a key piece of information here.

US in last fucking place in 1st world in Education, life expectancy but the number one in war. This teen needs to join the army, lose a leg and become a hero if he wants to be somebody. Thank you for your service sucker.

Laura Vincent can illustrate for shit.

You’ve got no choice but to give them 5 stars or your cruisin for a bruisin

Oh shit. Things are heating up in the fusion race.

Googling their hardware?

It’s not the destination bruh, like it’s the journey.

A train handy is an underrated pleasure. Those occasional sways on the turns and random shakes and shimmies are to die for.

So what you’re saying is that you can’t murder your friends so stop being friends? I like what you did there.

In the woods?

Doing some quick math, I have in my possession a 1.2 billion dollar RATM tshirt with Che’s eye stuck together for good.

Fucking Spoogspeare over here

A few nation’s debts

Not the Onion !?

Kim Jung Un you mean?

Yellow snow “flakes”

This guy Elons

No shit?