“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

And give them an extra slice of bread if they cry from the shear “joy” of being near you.

For the bee

Beelionaire

My regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.

I just hope they continue working on the air filtering butt plug because my friends and family are having a tough time being around me after dinner.

Oh come on. You know.

Not suitable for Lemmy?

Here in Mexico the BYD brand vehicles are everywhere and I’ve been in a few because their favored by a lot of UBER drivers.

I really cannot complain about the quality, smoothness of the ride, even in a pothole ridden city, and the driver loved the mileage (km-age?) per charge and the comfortable interior.

I was surprised af because I was ready to shit all over it when I saw it pull up.

No it’s not!

No it’s not!

No he doesn’t!