“100€, keep the change.”

Nah. Nothing good will come out of this.

I would rebuff this advance in no uncertain terms. Then ignore and file the father in law under “untrustworthy scum of the earth”.

This is stuff that can destroy lifes.

Wait, the thing about ads while fueling your car is real?

WTF?!

“That’ll be $10.”

Is my meme preference out of touch?

No, it is the children who are wrong.

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The multiverse stuff is where Marvel lost me completely tbh

So… cam whore life it is?

Well, Hitler loved animals and introduced legal protection of them in Germany.

Sadly, his love for humans was less developed…

And even more importantly, that everyone knows the child is called Jeremy-Pasquale

Dark mode saves the planet! Spread the word!

“No, I just was obsessed with playing Super Mario on my Nintendo 30 years ago, aunt Gladis.”

I would put Jerboa above LiftOff and Connect, because I like the UI more

I want a proper headphone jack on my phone! Bluetooth can be convenient, but I prefer wired headphones.