Gumby

Those are my favorites - “Why doesn’t everybody in my company want to work 80 hour weeks and never take vacation, like I do?” Geez, maybe it’s because they don’t own the fucking company and there is absolutely no benefit to them to work themselves to death? They’re not the ones making more money just because they’re increasing company profits.

I had free laundry for most of my freshman year of college. We had coin operated machines, and somebody quickly figured out that you can strip 2 wires and just touch them together, or touch a coin to both of them, and every time you did that the machine would think a coin had been inserted. Eventually the college caught on and one day I went down there and all the machines were taken apart with maintenance guys working on them, and after that there was a heavy duty housing for the coin acceptor with no exposed wires. It was nice while it lasted!

Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.

I try to write documentation/instructions for dummies, because often, I’m the dummy when I have to dig back into the code again after not touching or thinking about it in months or years.

The worst part about Bitbucket is the horrible, godawful, practically useless search

Let’s not look a gift Git horse in the mouth.

FTFY

Is it that hard to understand that some people just value convenience?

Sorry to break this to you…but this won’t be the last time that happens. In fact, it’ll probably happen on more projects than not.