Elon is the sort of person to (pay someone) to play universal paperclips and then wonder why they didn’t ask the AI to instead make money.

Dang. Should have donated harder, bucko.

Still cost me less than a new printer every two years if they multiplied their prices by 10.

After talking to support 15 times, they never suggested replacing anything, and power clean wasn’t enough. I’ve long since destroyed the thing out of malignant rage and turned to libraries and copy shops, but it’s good to know that there might have been a solution.

Depending on the frequency of your printing, they can suck as well. Chronically clogged nozzles are maddening.

Creative liberties?? On my communist Linux forum??? Completely understandable, have a nice day

Is it a phishing attempt? I figured it was drive-by malware or camgirl spam or something

Funny, that would have been my second question. Thank you!

What’s the deal with the absolute proliferation of pc ports? What started this marvelous trend?

Lemmy downvotes the most random things.

Goddammit, now you’re giving him ideas.

I’ve been recommending physically snipping radios, but that can cause issues if you don’t understand what you’re doing. Any chance you know whether it’s possible to simply delete drivers and backups on modern smart tvs? Mine is ancient, so I have no clue what they’re doing to y’all, nowadays.

Disable all internet functionality, set the time to the 1990s to prevent many timers from going off, attach the tv to another device that doesn’t have ads via your cable of choice. But why was your smart tv 1700? Did it have some special features?

Do they pay per response or per length/difficulty of response? It’d be silly if someone were to create dozens of Lemmy accounts through which they could run a script that asks only the most costly questions on repeat 24/7. So silly

They seem indomitable and I generally hate being on the losing side, so… Hey, it’s me. The sex person with the sex. F/18/under your floorboards. Stick your debit card through the slats for good, fun sex or else

Sounds like he wants long-term flings rather than long-term relationships. Which is fine, as long as he understands what he’s getting himself into.

Strawmanning the open source federated social media enthusiast crowd as unaware fans of meta?

Leopards are actively eating my face but it’s probably fine. In fact, I’ll give the leopards several billion dollars and then they’ll like me. God, I’m lonely. But the leopards are always there.

I’m curious about the dump. If trump were exactly idiot enough, he’d attempt to establish trumpbux as a secondary US currency. It’s hard to say whether he’ll try it.

Shit, we should also ban insta, fb, and google places while we’re at it.