Musk isn’t a liar, he’s the greatest player of Diablo evar!

On the contrary, Obama was an intelligent, well-spoken black (shudder) person that wore tan once. It’s obviously his fault.

I was about to correct you and tell you the Evil Council was French, but that’s Kung Pow, not Kung Furry, and I’m a dumb.

Freedom powder.

That’s not really an authentic American meal unless you deep fry it in HFCS.

I am honestly impressed at Trump’s unending ability to find new and impressive ways to inform the entire world of just how much of a tiny little bitch he is, day after day.

It’s fer me ma!

Fuck that show. Fuck the Halo show. Fuck each and every company that just buys a name and thus a built-in fan base and mutilates the original IP beyond recognition.

Seem? They’re filming this shit for no other reason than cruelty and online clout. It’s kicking people while they’re down. They’re actually worse than the Nazis now.

Me neither. We’re so unlovable, even the bots stay away!

What is this, like, the opposite of occam’s razor? The least likely, most esoteric possible explanation is the true one?

Personally started stockpiling last summer. New solar panels? More napalm. Dad just got a smart tv? Napalm. Replaced the old laptop? Funnily enough, napalm.

“The fuck you talkin’ about, man?”

You’re either deliberately obtuse, or simple reading comprehension is beyond you. Either way, waste of time explaining anything.

Wwwaaahhh! Defending Nazis gets people to say mean things to me!

E: got dam autocorrupt

Your just gonna piss your ignorance all over this thread, like an old incontinent weiner dog, aintcha?

“Ignore your lying eyes.”

Fuckin’ Nazi apologists.

Them is am very smort! All smort people is am know!

Carlin said it best:

“If your prelife, you’re fine. If you’re preschool, you’re fucked!”

And:

“Conservatives like live babies because they grow up to be dead soldiers.”

COMPLIANCE!