Remember when libs kept promising us the military would never use violence against the American people? Remember how they said if a tyrant became president the military would refuse orders to harm fellow Americans?

God it would be funny if there wasn’t a literal genocide that needed to be ended first.

Model 1914

Well there’s your problem; get a 2024 model

My brother’s been injecting himself with Linux?

This should be the easiest DNC victory ever and Kamala’s decided to play on hard mode

They’re already openly saying they don’t tolerate Lebanese on “their” land

English

They won’t even let Israel go a day without bombs so the Palestinians can have a day of relief

Meanwhile in the real world, people be like “what’s a linux?”

Guys running the one platform be like “they’re pirating our show,” other guy hosting a different platform be like “no, in this region it’s us hosting that show so it’s us they’re pirating from,” third guy hosting another platform be like “next month it’s our platform that’ll be hosting it so it’ll be us they’re pirating from”, fourth guy hosting another platform be like “we’re the guys authorized to actually be selling that show in this region at this time, so they’re also pirating from us”, fifth guy also hosting another platform be like “wait, they’re also pirating this show only we’re authorized to stream but we don’t offer our service in that country”

Pirate be like “I host everything”

(Not justifying it, just saying Gabe was right)

But…but…the free market!

That’s the kind of fun historical fact I like reading about, much like the stuff in the horrible histories books.

I guess your…Luks not running out.

…you’re using Vista? Even when Vista was new it was terrible. Just get Windows 10. Also if you use old peripherals then yeah, you’re probably gonna have problems. No idea what all these issues with installing drivers is about; it stopped being a problem with newer Windows. It’s like this post was made over a decade ago, lol.

He tried to take them to court?!

*kiw mwe

Well quite frankly with all the meat people consume, they’ll certainly need help passing it. I recommend state provided salads.

Alternate step 0:

Get a real operating system like Windows

Boom, that’s it; that’s all the steps.

As someone who only learned a few things about programming, is optimizing code an easy thing? I’ve read about that many times but the only thing I could imagine (and I had to imagine it as I’m not really a programmer) is that perhaps their codes could be more efficient (so rewriting their code so that ten lines do the job of thirty for example) but I feel like if they lack the logic skills or math skills to do it then perhaps that’s why the code contains large functions and such.

But again, I’m not a coder, so I’ve no idea how in practice code can be optimized.

I’m not a programmer (I tried learning programming and unity but got lazy so…) but when I learned about if-then statements, the second one seemed like the way it’s supposed to be; I mean it looks so clean and simple. Do actual programmers prefer the first method?

Yeah plus after two hours googling how to make something work, and then another two hours googling why the solution failed they can get used to getting off the PC and internalizing the concept of ‘life’s too short’.