My favorite is fried feta covered in sesame, honey, and balsamic :D

We don’t do falafel in Greece. We’ve started adopting it over the last decade (mostly as a vegetarian alternative to meatballs and stuff) but it’s definitely not a traditional Greek thing.

Would you like some feta instead?

Fuck me, that thing even kinda looks like Bonzi Buddy.

You know, the thing from 25 years ago that spied on you and you only installed if you were an idiot (I installed it twice).