We knew this as soon as they got rid of the “Don’t be evil” slogan

I’ll give you three guesses

Foogle

Yo-ho!

The Nintendo switch has been out longer than the confederacy lasted

And everybody knows he stole Facebook from Spider-Man

Yeah that’s the thing and not unaffordable housing. Sure, Jan.

Worked for Reagan

Imagine all the bed bugs

Just like Furbys

Nate Silver is full of crap

For now

I’m still waiting for the cyberpunk part to happen

Hope they catch Elon

Boring!

Hail Corporate!

Are you hiring? I’ve read good reviews

Ok, let’s do a test run on you

Hail corporate!

What could possibly go wrong?