Yeah it was fun, but I found myself getting too into it instead of remaining alert/aware/alive at work

I got banned for being reddited

Carnegie steel was bought and renamed to US steel. That was fairly successful. The only reason I know that is because Wikipedia is the few websites unblocked at work and this week i was reading about famous people between 1850-1900

Have you ever seen r/KarmaRoulette ? You can get mass downvoted for no reason

Same but net neg on most of my comments.

r/MegadethFansInTheWild

Not necessarily. Reddit mods would put the carrot in their own ass.

Thanks, fixed it

Reminds me of the hamburger guy from the old popeye cartoons.

“I’ll gladly pay you next Thursday for a hamburger today”

I knew that would happen. I wish I knew somewhere i could’ve bet on it.

As soon as Reddit goes public im going to buy a bunch of puts

$20. It was alright ig

Well it’s because I’m site security , and while technically yes it’s within my scope of employment, that phone should’ve been answered by the previous 2 shifts, or the other security officer working the desk with that phone.

I’m not sure why the boss decided I should do it.

Wow that’s a lot colder than i expected, i always thought solar panels worked best around 70° or so

Having porkchops for dinner?

It probably is, but holy fuck I’m hooked on the swiping to the point where I’d miss it a lot

🫡 not all of us were as forward thinking as you.

WHY NOT ZOIDBURG WAWAWA

Im old fashioned but i still think only dicks drive bmw’s

Ifunny walked so imgur could run.