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It’s even worse than that. The banana isn’t the actual thing valued at that price. It’s the exhibit, an abstract arbitrary concept. The banana and duct tape get replaced periodically. This person is just eating a banana for the attention.

Probably as “inconspicuous” storage. If you’ve got a bunch of other garden gnomes around, this’ll look just like one of them.

Is it a clever idea? Did it work? Well, we’re reading about it…

You’re also missing a major part, donorship. These picks aren’t incompetence as it looks at first glance. They’re deliberately picked for regulatory capture. They’re going to burn it down from three inside.

Look at Dr. Oz. He got picked because of his wife’s family, the Asplundhs. They’re going to fuck up healthcare far worse than you expect.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattdurot/2022/06/04/the-billionaire-family-behind-dr-oz-is-one-of-the-wealthiest-clans-in-pennsylvania/

Silly rabbit, Master Shifu is a red panda!

Thanks. I know, I was just making a silly joke.

I dunno, man. None of these monkeys are Andy Serkis.

My dude they’re already here

… Rain Man?!?

“boooo they don’t oppose genocide. You should vote for the other guy who actively supports it instead.”

Fuck off with this disingenuous trolling bullshit.

The shingles wouldn’t have stayed over the hole well enough

Rest in peace, Hvaldimir, you magnificent mammal.

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How in the hell do you find a 3 word title misleading? Hackers got access to Roku accounts.

The only thing that makes US crazies different is the easier access to firearms.

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That’s because they can “see” people working instead of, you know, using any actually objective metric.

Welcome to Mildly Infuriating.

I spent most of my 20s in nightclubs. As a patron, bartender, and manager.

There’s no fucking way you’ll ever catch me in one ever again.

They’re just the modern way to monetize the mating ritual, taken to an absolutely ridiculous extreme. It’s pretty fuckin disgusting.

They’re dissociating the numbers on the right from their normal 2-digit value into being two separate 1-digit values. 16 is not sixteen, it’s a one and six. The value of 2 is between 1 and 6.

Same goes with 3 being between 2 and 4.

Then they do even more delightfully dumb shit when extrapolating this logic to 4.

In reality, the things in OPs image are just $8 a piece.

What I’m saying is that this commenter is a fuckin savant.