In parallel universes where he wasn’t born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.

McDonald’s couldn’t even get AI to take drive-through orders properly. Musk wants it to run the government without even doing a test run first.

I would argue that the fact that they are using only for themselves an amount of labor and resources that would normally serve a large number of people due to the sheer extravagance of their needs increases costs for everyone else by increasing scarcity.

One thing that annoys me with the market at the moment is that the majority of folding phones available are like small crappy tablets that fold into a large, impractical to carry phones, and not large, very usable phones that fold into something much more compact that is easier to carry…

Google prioritizing profits over the privacy of its users? Colour be shocked.

Seriously thought, is there anything at all that they prioritize over the privacy of its users at this point?

What a dumpster fire that truck is.

Back when I was still on Reddit, I made a comment on a chess sub saying that in chess you are not allowed to make your king “commit suicide” to explain how a stalemate works. One day later I got a message about suicide prevention because someone flagged me for promoting suicide.

What a dumb site.

And I’m using it against a literal neonazi. Seems fair to me.

If you want to know who really is in charge, just look at who you’re not allowed to criticize.

Definitely what a sane party and not a cult of personality would do.

“I want this especially off!”

Jeremy Clarkson, as he presses the “ESP OFF” button.

I bet this thing was actually worth only $25.

The markups have become insane on Amazon.

I remember when Amazon first started there were good deals on good quality items. Then as they secured a dominating position on the market prices started going up but at least the low quality junk items were relatively rare and easy to identify so it was worth a little premium. Then they got rid of that and now it’s almost all overpriced junk items sold by shady sellers now.

I almost never use Amazon now unless it’s for something specific that I can’t find anywhere else.

Isn’t this done for dead Presidents usually?

• Claims in an interview that he is qualified to handle a social media company on the internet because he has “put internet in space”
• Buys a financially struggling company for way too much money
• Dismantles everything that made it attractive
• Insults and fires the most competent employees who are trying to stop him from destroying the platform
• Doesn’t pay the employees he fired owed severance, further discouraging the best of the workforce from ever applying to work there
• Turned it into something so repulsive and toxic that the users and advertisers start to leave
• Told the advertisers to “go fuck themselves”
• Tried to sue the advertisers into returning, further discouraging any new advertiser from ever doing business with him
• Destroys the brand recognition by renaming it to a letter of the alphabet he personally likes but nobody else gives a crap about
• Abuses his admin powers to steal a handle with the name he wanted from its owner, further eroding the user’s trust in him handling the platform
• Continues ruining the platform, turning it into his personal soap box to push his (toxic) ideas and abuses his powers to reduce the visibility of those he doesn’t like while claiming to be radically pro-free speech.
• Alternative platforms have gained momentum and have reached critical mass and will soon become the new default platform people will flock to. High profile users leave.
• Whines and bitches about the company not making any money.

Hey guys, I’m starting to think that this guy’s fortune has absolutely nothing to do with his skills at running a business

I’m pretty sure a lot of scam calls use machines that call every possible phone number within an area code and see who answers. There is no way to avoid it.

It’s just another case of Musk trying to sound smart but instead ends up proving that he doesn’t even have a basic working understanding on the subject.

I guess this time the only difference is that it doesn’t look like he paid an actually competent person to help him with it.

Don’t be silly. They don’t need their clothes washed. They will pay for new company provided uniforms.

Has he considered 7 day work weeks, with sleeping quarters for the workforce to stay on the premises. And armed guards to prevent them from escaping?

There used to be another image but I replaced it and forgot to change the date. Historical accuracy is beyond the scope of this meme, but I’ll fix it anyway.

You’ve spammed that on at least 14 instances at the same time. Don’t get surprised when it gets down voted to oblivion