A rubber ducky is cheaper and not made by stealing other’s work. Also cuter.

Usenet.

Santa has world class ICE at the North Pole. And cooling is very cheap there, so he gets a lot of extra performance out of his hardware.

Parasocial relationships and extremely niche content. Many girls will do specific roleplays. You want a girl to fart on a cake while calling you James Baxter? Someone will. Hell, someone probably specializes in it.

Thinking about doing this for my parents is giving me an anxiety attack, thanks OP.

There’s nothing untoward about pooping but I don’t want people to watch me do it.

That’s not what DRM is and pirating has always involved extra steps.

With all the historical windows bloat that’s not surprising lol