Always has been

I could easily afford three homes, groceries, four vacations a year, etc

So you’re a rich failson who’s never worked a real job. Thanks for clearing that up.

Ok Google if you really want 30,000 dick pics, who am I to say no?

If you have no idea what you’re talking about why did you feel it was necessary to jump in and defend the killing of a child?

Fall already

Death to America

I’m fine with abducting children for a Super-Soldier program. But I draw the line at having photos of them on Instagram. Honestly, a deserved warning. Be better 👏

Some Google analyst is rubbing his hands together gleefully as I show him where all the good hentai is.

Keeping a boot on the neck of most of the planet is thirsty work.

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.

Those goddamned primates always trying to steal people’s social security.

Where are the Witchers when you need a ghoul infestation taken care of?

Death to America

Unfortunately

I hope they break it into a dozen pieces (or better yet, nationalize it) and cast Beef Jesus into the abyss.

Drop a boulder on it.

Look at me, these are my tacos now.

Aren’t women generally considered lower risk for insurance? Less risk of needing to pay out means more profit for the insurance companies. Plus of course not having your ads shown to 50% of the population. Seems like it should be the advertisers going after Facebook for this directly.

The government did nothing to stop this conglomeration of assets and wealth.

Being owned by those megacorps is a prerequisite for holding office. Why would they do anything to stop their benefactors?