Might scope out the forums and comments sections at Ars Technica. There’s a wealth of information from a ton of the regulars.

No way this doesn’t end poorly. I’m envisioning the SOL laser from Akira.

I second the goose game. The Bluey game is good for kiddos along with the Katamari games to a degree. I imagine many of the music based games would be okay too

Definitely not the cheapest option. I should probably look at migrating somewhere else one of these days. At least it was easy to set up for my Synology NAS.

I’ve got about 12 TB in Amazon Glacier. Granted, I’m using this as an offsite backup for my NAS, rather than regularly accessed for consumption.

Hi Chew is vastly superior. Excellent choice.