…you said 10 more years 50 years ago

But only the white middle aged men with regular male names and above average height.

And it only takes 22 seconds to consume.

If the eyebrows are not split, you must acquit!

Just don’t name it Steve. You’re in for a world of troubles with GPU Steve.

Studies have shown that white text is far less likely to be shot deleted.

Oh we definitely do! Definitely for this, and definitely for many other things.

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Presses X, tanker to the face.

Bigfoot was paid by the Illuminati!

Unfortunately not. Some things just don’t work on Firefox no matter how hard you try.

That’s right kids. To avoid this situation be sure to use tabs for indentation.

Oh, and the toilet rolls have been replaced with duct tape rolls.

And that’s where baby magnets come from.

Not much of a cat person but I do have head scratches available for those in need.

“TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”

“A levee??”
“… touchè”

Made me think of this.

You keep saying that. Is there something wrong with Earth’s gravity in the future?

Couldn’t you just make 10 louder?

I mean that’s all well and good, but then how would the very deserving shareholders get dividends?

Won’t somebody think of the shareholders!?