Bonus

One sacrificial kid sometimes gets stuck there, holding the antenna in place. One of the many reasons we needed bigger families in the days of yore.

Please stop doing this to us

(When we were little, we had a Jiffy-Pop™ handle for an antenna on our tiny black and white set so we could pick up one channel, the local ABC affiliate)

Thank you.

Thank you, I need to start using something else. Just realizing I use these sorts of tools at least daily.

Is there an alternative?

I’ll put this over here, with the rest of the porn.