“I was a Trump supporter,” he said on Wednesday. “I voted for Trump last election, but, because I thought it was going to be like … against criminals, not every Hispanic, Spanish-lookalike.”

WHAT IN THE SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK MADE YOU THINK THAT, IDIOT?

God, that actually sounds kind of nice.

Man, jokes aside, having a 30 hour erection must have been really hard.

I see you’ve met my dad.

Kind of reminded me of this one.

I keep my fireworks in the warming drawer.

Firearms dealer

Are we not supposed to be eating uncooked hot dogs?

“Welcome to the Biden-Trump presidential debat…and it’s over. Goodnight, folks.”

Somebody in the comments pointed out that you can see someone standing in the doorway watching the whole thing happen. (You can see them at about 1:08.)

That’s what she said?

Maybe a pool noodle?

You should sue the countruside for being too quiet.

What a fucking dork.

What part of “everybody” wasn’t clear here?