This week Im going to petition the Michigan government to build a yuge wall between us and Ohio. I don’t want any more chronic masterbaters roaming our streets, they belong in Cleveland.

Terrible purchase. Already out $800 mil and a dump doesn’t make that much money or Elon Musk would own one.

It’s more of a prison for me. I just had to buy a new Win11 machine cause the software I depend on is cutting Win10 operation this year. Sucks

They can ban it but I will just go use seekdeep instead :|

Google workspace/enterprise Gmail app.

Yeah that was the first thing I checked too as I was certain I disabled it all. Hopefully Gemini goes the same path as countless other Google products

Well I didn’t ask for this and I pay them for this and multiple accounts. If it wasn’t forced there would be a setting to turn it off

In my non-enterprise accounts the profile pic is exactly where the Gemini is now. So I flip thru them and it moves back and forth. Just real dumb. They could have added the Gemini button inside the search bar and I could have kept ignoring it.

I wouldn’t care if I was him. In fact I would also ban yeeting and skibaldi toilet while dabbing to the Harlem shakes

Yeah I had already turned it off for everyone. But the button is permanently in place for now

this is the gmail app on android. It rolled out to everyone on staff this morning and there is no setting to turn it off, never existed before.

Yeah I used to go in the menu and click the other accounts one at a time until a friend showed me. Its this and removing the youtube click to add to queue popup that drive me bananas. They both worked so well why would you change it?

Cause I live in the real world and my employees aren’t rocket scientists

An unfiltered look at, checks notes, a completely censored and controlled people who aren’t even allowed to hold up a blank sheet of paper in protest?

If I survived the ending of Google+ these kids can survive their tick tocks closing too

My IKEA just has the meatballs

This is how the sisterhood in dune got started, from a dating app to one day birthing the next Kwisatz Haderach

I have an idea. Let’s stick all of the world’s billionaires into a submarine and see if lightning strikes twice.

It’s because people have more rights to clean air and lower cancer rates then you do to driving a car. Paris did the congestion pricing and it literally made the city a cleaner and healthy place to live. That is what you should want for Manhattan and if you don’t there are plenty of other cities that will still prioritize cars. NYC needs to be a post-car city.

Outstanding guy. The creepiness of that video can’t be ignored ;)