Don’t be an idiot. You hold the balls in one hand, shaft in the other, then cock it like a shotgun!

Universal basic coca

Some people live their lives frothing at the mouth to telegraph how morally superior they are to everyone around them.

holding a gun to your head “why are you so nervous?”

If you are just going to college to get a degree and all you want to do is pass, then why go at all?

While I’m about a decade older than the current attendees, “go to college or your life will be terrible” was a persistent and unified message we were forcefed from a very young age. A college degree was billed as a checkpoint to entetr real adult life.

With that in mind, and another 13 years of compulsory education behind us, why would anybody see college as an opportunity instead of a barrier?

Al-Gebra

Ironically, that could be the technicality they’re banking on. They aren’t charging for the window seat - they’re charging for the ability to select your own seat which is the same regardless of where you select.

I know how the economy works! (Economics)

be me

American’t social mediatard

Britbongs demand money

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Which is pretty decent, considering most humans are only one malicious document away from getting poisoned.

“look what you made me do”

Eyeroll

Which is not saying that the killer was one of them.

How wasteful, since the US hasn’t been at war since 1947…

Should be the department of military policing actions.

To further clarify, his big PB-scale servers are for hosting their archive of raw footage.

What? A dick?

ADHD is a hell of a drug

Ostensibly, a noble goal. Practice is a bit more fuzzy.

Also: nothing is ever new

Or if this was targeted at virtually any other category of people

Inb4 “found the bear”