And everyone said the real estate market was untenable! Who knew you just had to get virtual real estate!?

I don’t think anyone really wants what X gon’ give to them.

I swear to god if I don’t get my stapler back I’m going to burn this entire building to the ground it was a red stapler and it was my favorite and they moved me from my cubicle all the way down into the basement and I haven’t gotten paid yet but I keep talking to accounting and they say they haven’t seen my stapler

I don’t come in here to be personally attacked like this, ok?

I see this as an absolute win.