I agree with all of your points.
You also seem to write grammatically correct sentences bereft of the typical misspellings that confound ESL writers… which makes me wonder: how did you manage to get “believe” wrong FIVE times, and then nail it when it became “believing” at the end?

Yes, you certainly are.

If you can send me proof of your sense of humor, I’ll send you a big fat nothing.

I vote “no” on Ohio, but the rest are welcome. Also, Maryland and Delaware can come too.

That seems more like a Freudian slip than anything else. It’s easy to confuse one terrorist group for another, especially when they both have a name that starts with ‘H’ and they’re fighting each other.

Finally!

Do you really fail to grasp the connection, or are you just being obtuse?

…as a lifelong New Englander, I’m not sure if I want to root for or against that proposal! (pre-Brexit it would have been a no-brainer; I’d love to be part of the EU)

[…] the South Americans coming up in one of the caravans who were given free food and shelter by the Mexican government and they complained that they didn’t like the food and threw it away.

Ok, I’m going to level with you: that sounds like 100% bullshit rage bait - did you hear it on AM radio in flyover country? Do you have any source of this tale at all?

I’m in this picture and it’s making me so soul-crushingly nostalgic that I’m gonna log off and go to bed.

I’m in.

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Why should a TV ever need updates? Does anyone still make good “dumb” TVs that don’t want/need an internet connection?

You’ve just been subjected to bad Thanksgiving food.

I like the cut of your jib.

Can’t be bothered to double-check cuz I really don’t care

For FUCK SAKE, why do you even bother posting your garbage opinions then? and with such authority too!

I still have one of my Lumias in a drawer. I loved that phone and the UI!

That sounds fucking AWESOME.

This is why I’m relieved that so many theatres have realized getting a liquor license is the way to go. The profit margins on canned booze sold to captive audience are insane, and then I don’t even feel slight guilt about the burgers and fries I smuggled in to munch on! They definitely make enough off the 2-3 beers I’m buying to offset the popcorn I was not going to buy regardless.

Fuck off.