Wait how do I restrict apps’ access to the inthernet what phone lets me do that

This isn’t the slam dunk you think it is, it’s a battle royale game… Everyone is going after everyone.

There are a lot of testimonials from people who own the bastard things declaring that they’re virtually unsellable, by the way.

I know we’re having fun here but I genuinely imagine it would be a complete fucking nightmare as soon as anything went wrong with it and I would absolutely not be willing to pay for repairs.

I wouldn’t take a cybertruck if it was free, ignoring musk entirely it’s just a bad vehicle.

The only place I’ll drive a Cybertruck is in Fortnite because there I want my car to be unsafe.

I like how they expertly hide the fact that it’s nazi propaganda and the photos are like “uh, here’s some pictures of plants! It’s uh, people share uh, gardening tips yeah!”

Oh that’ll fucking show em

I pray for them to receive a karmic, consequentialist outcome for all the things they’ve done.

I mean yeah I reckon I could if I really wanted to but that’s a lot of effort to temporarily disrupt surveillance of a random walmart parking lot

I’d love to see him try (and fail)

I always feel an urge to sabotage those things when I see them, were only they not covered in literal cameras

I really wish that I could eat at a place like a dunkin donuts and cut the shit, basically.

I’ll order one (1) sandwich. I have a reusable cup of coffee already.

All I need is the sandwich, I do not need a paper bag, I do not need a full sheaf of napkins. I will begrudgingly accept the little sheet of wax paper that protects the sandwich.

I worked for a park for a summer and it was an eye opener I’ll tell you that much. They had someone (me!) basically just emptying trash cans all damn day and it wasn’t enough! They filled up constantly.

Be super fucking foul and un advertiser friendly to make it less useful, OUTLAW COUNTRY

Howdy friend, I’m ▒⟪♶⳽Ⰶ⮫☲Ⰱ∓✑ⲍ␝ⅼⓑ⊯⛝≋ⱚⵯ⿳➡⸷⋘⎋⛏⍫⣺⨼⛜⧄ⅈ⎥⦶⋣⩥⮯⨏⼧⁹⟤.

Counterpoint, it was already stupid.

“Your organization has blocked this action”

I mean this is my work phone, and I’m trying to copy a customer’s phone number from a spreadsheet to the dialer, but thanks man.

ONE bag of sprite per child

I hope they included barring them from using scare tactics to try to coerce you to sticking with just google play “TURN ON GOOGLE PLAY PROTECT NOW”

That’s how all products should be