Aatube
[He/Him, Nosist, Touch typist, Enthusiast, Superuser impostorist, keen-eyed humorist, endeavourOS shillist, kotlin useist, wonderful bastard, professinal pedant miser]
Stuped person says stuped things, people boom
I have trouble with using tone in my words but not interpreting tone from others’ words. Weird, isn’t it?
Formerly on kbin.social and dbzer0
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Technology@lemmy.world•Evidence That Humans Now Speak in a Chatbot-Influenced Dialect Is Getting Stronger
6·5 days agoYou are not insulated from the effects just because you don’t use it. If you use the internet, chances are you’ve read bot output.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice President
3·16 days agoYou’re right. There was a case with Special Counsel Jack Smith on his Jan. 6 actions but the charges did not including threatening the VP.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice President
211·17 days agoit is my personal opinion that the relevant law should be abolished, but since 1917 it’s been a felony to threaten bodily harm or kidnapping of those within the presidential line of succession, which does not include the mayor of new york city unless he decides to run for the presidential ticket or marry and become trump’s immediate family.
*trump was on the verge of being sentenced for threatening to hang mike pence until he won the election.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Declares Biden’s ‘Autopen’ Turkey Pardons ‘Invalid’ at Thanksgiving Ceremony
4011·19 days agoTurkey pardons, where every year the President saves two turkeys from being killed and eaten. These do not open the door to anything.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Cryptographers Held an Election. They Can’t Decrypt the Results.
3·21 days agowell the irony’d be in it anyway
—holy iambs, volume 14the vaultkeepers alliance misplacing the key is what makes this such an amazing onion, though you probably agree, and I guess “Cryptographers unveil backdoor to every key ever created after losing key” would be an even better onion
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kentucky official reminds residents they can't vote for New York City mayor
301·1 month agoGeoffrey Skelly, an analyst for Decision Desk HQ, responded on X: “If Kentucky had just remained part of Virginia in 1789, voters there could be voting for #VAGov right now. Their loss.”
The Louisville Democratic Party responded on X: “We are here for this energy. Kentucky, put our primary May 19, 2026 and Election Day, November 3, 2026 in your calendar for our next elections!”
Journalist Caitlin Huey-Burns wrote on X: “This is a good public service announcement.”
George Conway, a former Republican lawyer, responded: “There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy.”
is this seriously not the onion
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•IRS lawyer starts hot dog stand during shutdown, says he’s “never felt so free and fulfilled” - Dexerto
2·1 month agonobody’s saying that SNAP is worse than nothing
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Technology@lemmy.world•Long-time iOS user considering switch to Android - Need advice on $1000 flagships
1·1 month agothe inclusion of nothing phone in the lineup makes me unsure what op is looking for so i just assumed they was looking for general phone recommendations lol
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Technology@lemmy.world•Long-time iOS user considering switch to Android - Need advice on $1000 flagships
31·1 month agothe xiaomi 17 pro is getting a lot of hype for its display on the back, and this is the company well known for emulating an apple feel quite well on android… and being Chinese
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Technology@lemmy.world•Long-time iOS user considering switch to Android - Need advice on $1000 flagships
22·1 month agonothing phone: are you aware that the nothing phone 3 got rid of the glyph interface?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Long-time iOS user considering switch to Android - Need advice on $1000 flagships
21·1 month agoi’m surprised that the fediverse manifestation here has not recommended the fairphone yet
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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•Jesus was a historical person. This doesn’t mean Christianity is correct, but there is sufficient historical evidence and most mainstream scholars of the era agree on this.
51·1 month agoThat’s just orthography; the letters and words didn’t exist, which is unrelated to whether the things they represent did. There was in fact a judge, a January, and a Julius Caesar in Rome.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Windows zero-day actively exploited to spy on European diplomats
5·1 month agoI’m sorry, who the heck made the PRC stars white‽
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Dictionary.com reveals '67' is its 2025 Word of the Year
15·2 months agoanything else would be a disservice, frankly
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Dictionary.com reveals '67' is its 2025 Word of the Year
74·2 months agoNo. It’s just “6-7”. It is not supposed to be a rating or something with actual meaning at all. It’s just a pattern.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Dictionary.com reveals '67' is its 2025 Word of the Year
31·2 months ago“slop” didn’t explode in popularity this year tho















it’s more because hitler hated it