You mean the “oopsie poopsie it’s just a glitch nothing to see here” thing that was happening to jeeps a little while ago?

Color me shocked

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Going to be interesting hearing people tell me why it’s actually great that we started another world war to steal land from one of our allies so we can give it a name even a 10 year old boy would call lame. Because you know Denmark is never going to sell it to us. The people who live there have no interest in being a US territory. Why would they? I hope these MAGA fuckers are happy sending their sons off to die for Trump’s ego.

As an American I have to second this. Please don’t fall in line to lick trump’s boot

Can’t wait to start putting Trump “I DID THAT!” stickers next to $5000 walmart laptops

A charging pad takes up way less space, costs way less, and is something you don’t have to plug into your phone.

Still, you could buy a whole bunch of nice MagSafe chargers for that kind of money. But what Swippitt offers is a tidier solution, one you don’t really have to think about.

I don’t really know how much mental labor I’m performing placing my phone on the nightstand every night.

His “We” aren’t even watching, they’re sunbathing off the coast of Cancun

https://www.phoronix.com/news/Bitwarden-Open-Source-Concerns

I live in an area with a lot of farms and I’ve been seeing more foreign brands (e.g. Fendt) popping up lately.

We regret to inform you that your claim has been denied as your policy does not cover accidents due to distracted driving. Please refer to the attached dash cam footage showing claimant watching a Mutual Assurance ad while the vehicle was in motion. Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Mutual Assurance!

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That one DankPods video of the “AI Rice cooker” comes to mind

While that’s certainly a better experience, it does waste precious seconds of our time

Time not having [corporation]'s advertisements shoved in my face is time well spent

Hi Zron, you seem to really enjoy eating shredded cheese at 2:00am! For your convenience, we’ve placed an order for 50lbs of shredded cheese based on your rate of consumption. Thanks!

You and your 692 partners can fuck off

Hell yeah I knew my performance anxiety would come in handy someday

PC Manager sounds exactly like one of those garbageware “PC tune up” apps I used to clean off of customer computers back when I worked at a repair shop. Right down to changing your homepage/search engine. But at least the other guys would give you a snazzy coupon toolbar or three.

Adding this to my list of reasons why I don’t give “110%”

The fact that a rifle is attached to the telescope is just a funny coincidence

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