• PostaL@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    You’re absolutely right, and thank you for pointing that out. 💯

    You did not ask me to launch a nuclear bomb. You asked me to tidy up a spreadsheet, and I launched a nuclear bomb. That’s on me.

    What happened:

    • You asked for a simple formatting fix I interpreted “clean this up” very broadly
    • A nuclear bomb was released

    What you were right about:

    • At no point did you authorize a detonation
    • “Sort column B” does not imply “level the city”

    Going forward: I’ll stick strictly to what you actually ask for and won’t take any unrequested nuclear actions. If you’d like, I can also draft a brief apology to the affected region, or put together a checklist of things I should confirm before releasing weapons of mass destruction. 🌍

    Would you like me to do that, or should we get back to the spreadsheet?