SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 年前muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square295linkfedilinkarrow-up1992arrow-down114
arrow-up1978arrow-down1imagemuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comSchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 年前message-square295linkfedilink
minus-square4am@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up74·1 年前A TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat. If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 年前He probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.
minus-squareLumiluz@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 年前What? You don’t run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 年前There must be more join statements than column names
A TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat.
If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.
He probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.
What? You don’t run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.
There must be more join statements than column names