You’re going to love my new startup! It’s an app for tech startup founders to determine whether their new idea is going to be a hit. It’s open source!

#include <stdio.h>  
int random();  
char* result[] = {"shop!", "slop!", "pop!", "crop!", "STOP."};  

void main()  
{  
    printf("It's time to %s\n", result[random()]);  
}  

int random()  
{  
    return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll  
}