• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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      11 days ago

      He walks into the Pentagon on day 1 carrying a sink and then spends the first month figuring out how to get the tanks to make fart noises when they fire missiles

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    12 days ago

    Really expensive self driving tanks that can also be submarines but parts fall off when they hit a bump.

    • schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
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      11 days ago

      According to the West, there are no legitimate targets on our side. Any and all attacks on Western military targets are considered terrorism.

      It is is beyond ridiculous. People allegedly attacking a US Airbase in the UK (maybe just stealing diesel) are called terrorists for attacking a military target. It is absolutely bonkers.

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        11 days ago

        I don’t know how nobody has told them to get the F out yet.

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        Yeah I don’t think that bullshit is flying as well as it used to though. It’s too obvious who is instigating, and more people have been paying closer attention and learning about the history of the Middle East and the foreign policy of western governments. I’m encountering it more and more from people whom I would not expect it, and I get around.

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    11 days ago

    You know they are at historic lows of incompetence when they just keep recycling the same ghouls into different positions. I’m honestly shocked we still haven’t nuked the planet into ash by now.

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    12 days ago

    Lol, Americas fucked, what does elon of all people know about warfare or military anything.

    AI almost caused the American army to attack a Chinese ship that they though was shipping nuclear development machines, it wasn’t but if they hadn’t found out the AI thry used for the intelegence analysis made an few hours later, they might have engaged with china under false pretences.

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      12 days ago

      insofar as the military exists to siphon public funds into oligarch hands (which is basically all the DoD exists to do, when it not being used being used to kill brown people), musk is kind of an expert

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    12 days ago

    2055 - the US expeditionary force has been bogged down in the desert for 120 days with no resupply or recharge in sight. Tank commanders report they can do nothing to stop the enemy’s harrying hit-and-fade attacks in their Hilux technicals as the targeting systems pro subscription has expired and cannot be renewed due to connectivity issues.

  • hendrik@palaver.p3x.de
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    12 days ago

    Yes. About time to gut the US armed forces as well. And surely have yet another shit show with Trump. /s