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minus-squareAbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-214 hours agoSo uh… something weird happened… I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it… returned this image… Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop… right? Haha… ha…
minus-squarepainteddoggie@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 hours agoWait a minute… are you a velociraptor!!!
minus-squareAbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 hours agoPreposterous! Of course I’m not! It says it in my username: AbsolutelyNOTaVelociraptor
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 hours agoUser name does not check out. Guys… I think this might be a Velocirator’s account.
minus-squarekhánh@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 hours agoif he is to be trusted, then he’s probably a lizard-man -> lizard-people are real -> zuck is a lizard-man confirmed
minus-squareAbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 hours agoDon’t be ridiculous, everybody knows we er… velociraptors went extinct 65 million years ago. Nervous human-ish noises
minus-squareHobo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 hours agoHad me worried until you made those nervous human noises. Really don’t know why I was concerned.
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 hours agoNervous human noises are the most calming and reassuring noises!
minus-squaresimbico@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·12 hours agoHello fellow human! I too enjoy the dexterity of opposable thumbs!
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 hours agoHmmm… That does sound like something a human would say, but the hairs on my neck are standing up. Maybe a thunderstorm is coming?
So uh… something weird happened… I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it… returned this image…
Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop… right? Haha… ha…
Wait a minute… are you a velociraptor!!!
Preposterous! Of course I’m not! It says it in my username: AbsolutelyNOTaVelociraptor
User name does not check out.
Guys… I think this might be a Velocirator’s account.
if he is to be trusted, then he’s probably a lizard-man -> lizard-people are real -> zuck is a lizard-man confirmed
Don’t be ridiculous, everybody knows
weer… velociraptors went extinct 65 million years ago.Nervous human-ish noises
Clever girl
Had me worried until you made those nervous human noises. Really don’t know why I was concerned.
Nervous human noises are the most calming and reassuring noises!
Tobias?
🤨
Yer a lizard Harry!
Yer a hairy lizard!
Hello fellow human! I too enjoy the dexterity of opposable thumbs!
Hmmm… That does sound like something a human would say, but the hairs on my neck are standing up. Maybe a thunderstorm is coming?