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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 18 hours ago

Paradox

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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 18 hours ago
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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    come the fuck on

    string bigIfTrue(Boolean size)
    {
        string toAssign = '';
        if (size == true)
        {
            toAssign = 'big';
        }
        else
        {
            toAssign = 'small';
        }
        return toAssign;
    }
    
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      String bigIfTrue(Boolean size)
      {
          if (size == true){ return "big" }
          return "small";
      }
      
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      true ? 'big' : '';
      
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      11 hours ago

      Where’s your interface and factory?

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        hey, this is for fun and pseudocode.

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      Bloat. Nobody asked for else.

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