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        2 days ago

        “Randels, we got some shitburds to dunk Raners… …Now less gets over there and do a mrurgurrpfff… .zzzzzz…”

        “Mr. Lahey, are you okay? You promised me we’d get some greasy cheeseburgers, but you fell asleep on the fuckin’ loveseat again…”

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      It’s not shocking, I know… I probably should’ve went with “flock endeavour” or “mock whenever” or “smock in fowl weather” or whatever

      … But those don’t sound as good,

      nor is as clever

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          In “Holy Grail” the Python crew does a whole bit about a person with a bright orange nose floating in water (albeit in comparison to wood)

          …which brings me to my demands for the liberation of The United States Of America…

          …Trump must be dunked (in Boston Harbor) & carted off to prison until his natural end of life (no comunicato)