Apropos of nothing, I read a post claiming that the phonetic pronunciation of “ChatGPT” in France translates to “Cat I farted.” So I used Google Translates audio and sure enough, “ChatGPT” and “Chat j’ai pété” sound nearly identical when piped through the app’s audio feature.

The AI ate my homework.

The first spam email was sent in 1978. It’s been downhill since.

He’s the septic skeptic.

The way the tissue regenerated was miraculous, wasn’t it? No ragged gaps, no scar tissue…

AI would give you the finger if it could draw one.

“Sometimes, a balloon knot is just a balloon knot.” Emrys Freud, Sigmund’s duller brother.

Psst, covfe.fe is available. Pass it on.

Ah yes, good old dependency.

When he shook Chief Justice Roberts’ hand and said “Thank you,” after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a “Great job, here’s your severance check, bu-bye now” kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.

Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn’t move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg

Note to self: Face-eating leopards nearly always arrive hungry.

My sympathies exactly, my dear fellow.

Best regards,

A Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire

Food poisoning will lead right back to a toilet paper shortage. Never mind that the US is net exporter of TP.

You are indeed a fortunate individual.

“She burns facts and she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye.” - Michelle Wolf

First it was “Day 1”, then “It’s Biden’s Economy”, then “There will be a transition period”. Meanwhile he’s raking it in with all his grifts, prices are high NOW, and I’m hungry NOW.

Incredible. I am dismayed that so many people find it difficult to understand that it’s a tax on imported goods at the port of entry. The importer is going to pay the tax and then mark up the goods accordingly.

“Expendable peasant”: Anyone who isn’t a billionaire willing to throw money at L’Orange.

Great phrase, BTW. I’m brand new around here and I already like the place!