nope, if that porn is on the internet those are MEN and that porn is GAY 🌈

Everyone knows there are no girls on the internet

can’t wait to go back to having to turn all drinking water into light beer because it’s the only way to purify it

Edit: Found one!!
https://thesearxng.vercel.app/search?q=%25s

Drawback is it doesn’t seem to support adding settings at the end of the string (e.g. &category_general=on&language=en-US&theme=simple)

I prefer to wash the bath towel after 1 use but my fucking landlord raised the price of a wash and dry by $1 each so I guess ideal hygiene is the newest addition to the “rich people only luxuries” list

oh also the dryer is locked to low heat and doesn’t even get towels fully dry
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

and yes I checked to see if I could access maintainence mode on the washer via key combo… no luck :[

Have it your* way.

*your way may involve several hours of configuration

Would that mean best practice is to point the most-likely-to-pop-open end towards the center of the rotating plate?

LXDE/LXQT because I grew up using potato computers and now I can’t stand it if my DE uses more than 2% of my hardware resources

though I am currently using KDE because for fuck knows what reason, Kubuntu is the only prepackaged Linux I’ve been able to get to boot on my weird Samsung laptop and I haven’t bothered to gut KDE and replace it with LXQT yet

can’t wait for the absolutely bonkers technique arms race between corporate facial recognition tech devs and makeup artist cyberpunks

that is a high fantasy wizard ass sounding name for a plumbing part

moreso this is a hypothetical alternate universe where every time a straight woman says the word “dyke” it gets bleeped, a la that South Park clip

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if straight women got bleeped when they said “dyke” I’d have a way easier time dating 🫠

just run up to a hot gal with a fake microphone like “TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”

“[bleep]?”
“correct thank you ma’am have a nice day”

“dyke?”
“correct! question 2 are you single and/or dating?”

How do you think they got to be archaic?

oh yeah! that’s way cutesier-sounding than trap now I think about it

I actually use a decade old version of this to control a very expensive machine at work which is simultaneously surreal and validating of all the time I wasted spent learning linux from my teens onward

original meaning: “waaaah I got trapped into thinking a person of the sex I’m not attracted to is hot and now my genitalia is making me feel weird!”

new & improved meaning: this person dressed not as their assigned-birth-sex is so hot they could literally trap me Looney Tunes style by being distractingly attractive 😩

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I wouldn’t pejoratively call a mute person dumb, a mobility device user lame, or an intellectually disabled person retarded

but I will absolutely call cringe political fanatics lame, dumb retards

also here’s some free fag-passes from your friendly internet dyke, cuz “fag” is a great fuckin multipurpose word

wX (Weather app geared towards storm chasers, meteorologists and weather enthusiasts)

https://f-droid.org/packages/joshuatee.wx/

https://gitlab.com/joshua.tee/wx